February 2012
54 posts
IM BRAINY AND SEXY. IM SO SHERLOCKED FOR CHARLOTTE...
I need my woman.
Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
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You Want a Physicist to Speak at Your Funeral - by...
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that all your...
Feb 23rd
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Oh man.
I’m eighteen years old…which, as closely as I can see, is the youngest I can be while still retaining all the privileges of adulthood. To put it simply, this is my fuckin’ prime. I’m going to uni in august to study something I love in a totally new country, for the first time ever I feel this innate freedom that I can genuinely live my life however I please. Of course, I...
Feb 23rd
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Things I'm doing tomorrow that I couldn't do...
Adopting a child Running as an MP Piercing my genitals. (This is my way of saying “It’s my eighteenth birthday tomorrow”. <3)
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Anonymous asked: soo I sent you a valentine's day e-card but it says you still didn't view it.. type in tumblrlinks[dót]cóm/?kamstumblr69 then sign up as ''kamstumblr69'' and view premium inbox
Feb 19th
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Feb 16th
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MY PARENTS ARE SUCH WHORES.
When your parents find out you got into uni. Expectation: “Good job!” Reality: “BLARGHH WHY DID YOU PUT IT ON FACEBOOK BEFORE YOU TOLD US GUIHASIUFH RAGE WATCH US OVER REACT FUCK YOU KAM.”  -.-’ Bitch please.
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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I'M GOOD ENOUGH.
Short description, I’m into a university, it’s Dutch, and I’ll be majoring in biology and chemistry (Life Sciences). I’M GOOD ENOUGH~
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Why I shouldn't write science jokes.
Heart 1: Yo, ever wondered why we beat? Heart 2: Nah, man. Heart 1: Huh. Well, it isn’t urogenic. Must be myogenic.
Feb 13th
Feb 13th
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Feb 11th
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MOTHER...
SO. MY FRIEND RACHEL WORKS BACKSTAGE AT CONCERTS, YEAH AND IN MARCH, HOLY SHIT, IN MARCH SHE IS WORKING FOR TAYLOR MOTHERFUCKING SWIFT TAYLOR MOTHERFUCKING SWIFT AND SHE WILL CALL ME UP AND TAYLOR SWIFT WILL TALK TO ME I WILL BE HAVING A PHONE CONVERSATION WITH TAYLOR MOTHERFUCKING SWIFT I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND I LOVE TAYLOR MOTHERFUCKING SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT THE SINGER ...
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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kanye west: will you be my valentine
kanye west: yes
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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rachelisfrommars asked: Boo! How is you? :P
Feb 8th
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urlstupid asked: And then I stalked Kam's tumblr. AND IT WAS AWESOME.
Feb 7th
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NOTE TO FOLLOWERS.
Wanna be awesome? Step one: Work the fuck out. Step two: Do you need a step two? I hadn’t done that shit in far too long, and I’m feelin’ good. THAT IS ALL.
Feb 6th
abc-harlet asked: You're birthday cake awesomeness has just increased by 20%! (sams helping me with it) BRONIES CAKEMAKING SKILLZ BRAH <3
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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I know what I want for my birthday this month.
I want a goddamn ocelot. [How much are they, though?] [I don’t know, but I hear oc-alot] 
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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“How am I gonna spend Valentine’s Day? Naked. Laying on my floor. With a...”
– Johnnyboyxo
Feb 2nd
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Why I can't stop watching African football.
BECAUSE AFRICAN LOVE IT.
Feb 2nd
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